Alicia Silverstone Filmoprofile

Blast From the Past (3/5 - Woah - She hasn't made anything worth watching in quite some time)
Excess Baggage (3/5 - Mmmm Benicio)
Batman and Robin (2/5 - Worst Batman movie EVER)
True Crime (4/5 - Another guilty pleasure)
The Babysitter (2/5 - No comment)
Clueless (5/5 - One of my favourite movies EVER)
Hideaway (4/5 - I used to have weird dreams of Jeremy Sisto in this movie...)

I don't really know if the Aerosmith videos should count, but I love them :D

Ali Larter Filmoprofile

Resident Evil: Extinction
"Heroes" (5/5 - greatest show of my life!! - well at least one of them)
A Lot Like Love (1/5 - I'd watch The Village again before I see this movie again)
Final Destination 2 (3/5 - not my fave FD installment, but still pretty good)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (4/5 - Love this movie!!)
American Outlaws (3/5 - two words: Guilty Pleasure)
Legally Blonde (4/5 - I can watch the ending of the movie over and over again!)
Final Destination (4/5 - The best one, the one that started it all)
House on Haunted Hill (3/5 - Geoffrey Rush *drools*)
Drive Me Crazy (3/5 - Adrien Grenier's breakout film :D)
Varsity Blues

Adrien Brody Filmoprofile

King Kong (3.5/5 - liked it, but couldn't stand Jack Black's character)
The Jacket (3/5 - better than I expected, actually liked Keira Knightley in it)
The Village (2/5 - not the greatest movie ever, but watchable...sort of)
The Pianist
Dummy (4/5 - good indie film - Lucille Bluth is in it!!)

I guess I'm not too fond of Adrien Brody. I just think he has a hot voice and a hot body.

Lance Henriksen Filmoprofile

Pumpkinhead: Blood Feud
Pumpkinhead: Ashes to Ashes (1/5: so boring, hardly any Lance and didn't make any sense)
When a Stranger Calls (remake; Who the heck would be scared of that dreamy voice?...he does the voice of the caller)
Hellraiser: Hellworld (2/5: an alright installment in the Pinhead series)
Starkweather (I know Charles Starkweather was probably the dumbest serial killers EVER...but Lance Henriksen is in the movie!)
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2/5: only saw it once, but it's not something I wouldn't watch again)
Mimic: Sentinel (3/5: the third installment in the Mimic series; better than the second one)
The Mangler 2 (2/5: C-R-A-P...but at least I could sit through the whole thing)
Scream 3 (3/5: no comment)
"Millennium" - television series (3/5: Not as great as "X-Files" - both created by Chris Carter - but alright)
Powder
Dead Man
The Quick and the Dead
Man's Best Friend (4/5: I know this movie was terrible, but I loved it the first time I saw it and I have no idea why)
Super Mario Bros (4/5: also love this movie)
Jennifer Eight
Alien 3
Stone Cold
Pumpkinhead (5/5: One of my favourite horror movies EVER!!)
Aliens (4/5: Oh my Bishop)
The Terminator (3/5: Come with me if you wanna live)
Damien: Omen 2 (1/5: sucked)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (2/5: sucked)
Dog Day Afternoon (4/5: Lance hardly had any lines, but at least he got to kill a dude; Al Pacino was a dream boat in it though)

New Idea!!

So I've decided with my late night summer boredom, I'd start creating more posts to my blog. I came up with an idea while I was in the shower...I know, weird. I'm going to create a post for all my favourite actors and according to filmography, categorize the movies for my own reference.

Here's how the posts will be formatted:

*Pic of Actor/Actress
*List of filmography (copied from http://www.imdb.com .. where else?)

The movies will be categorized by the following:
*chronological order (same as IMDb)
*red text = seen it; also, with rating of 1 - 5 (1 = won't see it again, 5 = can watch over and over)
*purple text = want to see it

All of these posts will be under "Actor Filmoprofile"

The Wind That Shakes the Barley Movie Review

Cast:
Cillian Murphy as Damien O'Donovan
Padriac Delaney as Teddy O'Donovan
Orla Fitzgerald as Sinead

Brief Synopsis:
*Damien join a resistance group, working to free Ireland from the British, led by Teddy; when they believe a truce has formed, they are outraged to see that everything is still not well. While Teddy joins the other side, Damien fights for the right of the Irish people.
*In the end, Teddy had Damien killed by shooting squad

What I Liked:
*Not as disturbing as expected

What I Hated:
*Too long

Fangirl moments:
*Cillian Murphy was the only reason I went to see it
*Padriace Delaney was hot too...until he killed Cillian

Smokin' Aces Review

Cast:
Jeremy Piven as Buddy "Aces" Israel (Entourage)
Ray Liotta as Agent Carutthers (Corrina, Corrina, Heartbreakers)
Ryan Reynolds as Agenst Messner (Van Wilder, Amityville Horror)
Ben Affleck as Jack Dupree
Peter Berg as "Pistol" Pete Deeks (Fire in the Sky, Corky Romano, Directed The Rundown, Friday Night Lights [movie and show])
Martin Henderson as Hollis Elmore (The Ring)
Andy Garcia as Stanley Locke (Ocean's 12 & 13)
Chris Pine as Darwin Tremor (Just My Luck, Princess Diaries 2)

Brief Synopsis:
*A Las Vegas performer turned snitch is to testify against the mob when agents Messner and Carruthers hear the mob talking about killing Israel for $1 000 000 and taking his heart for the mob boss Sparrazza; the agents are on their way to Lake Tahoe when they realize a lot of people will be after Israel.
*Jack Dupree and two ex cops are on their way to pick up Israel and bring him back to Las Vegas; two of them get killed by the Tremor brothers
*Tremors steal security suits for the hotel that Israel is staying at; they get to the penthouse floor only to battle security guards as well as Ivy, Israel's friend/bodyguard
*Pasquale Acosta, famed for his torture techniques, is also looking to kill Israel; he kills the head security guy and takes his identity to get to Israel. He meets up with Agent Carruthers and they have a wicked awesome gun fight in the elevator.
*Lazlow Soot - nobody knows what he looks like - disguises himself as the people who are closest to Israel including the butler and Israel's friend/bodyguard, Hugo
*Georgia and Sharice are a couple of contract killers; Georgia dresses up like a prostitute in order to get closer to Israel but is slowed down when the elevators are down and she finds both Acosta and Carruthers dying in the elevator
*Hollis Elmore survives the attack from the Trmor brothers and finds his way to the worst place with that annoying kid with A.D.D. and his weirdo grandmother.
*In the end, Israel is taken off protective custody because the FBI found new evidence in the case - The man they thought was a mob boss was really an undercover agent who had gotten tons of plastic surgery since the 1950's. The reason why he wanted Israel's heart was for a transplant - Israel was Sparrazza's son.
*Messner kills both Israel and Sparrazza in the end by taking them both off life support.

What I Liked:
*The elevator scene (Acosta and Carruthers)
*The scene where Israel throws the card into Ivy's eye
*The scene where Soot is disguised as a crippled man (nobody would ever suspect) and he jumps up and shoots the guys
*The scene where Dupree dies and Darwin comes over and starts using him as a puppet

What I Hated:
*Sharice...she was boring
*The little Tremor brother...he was useless
*Deeks died early
*Not enough Jason Bateman

Fangirl Moments:
*Peter Berg...naturally
*Darwin Tremor...hottness (not Chris Pine...just Darwin)
*Soot was a dream boat...well not for most people, but for me
*Jeremy Piven = a god

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Movie Review

Cast:
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow
Orlando Bloom as Will Turner
Keira Knightley as Elizabeth Swann/Turner
Geoffrey Rush as Captain Barbossa
Naomie Harris as Tia Dalma/Calypso
Bill Nighy as Davy Jones
Jack Davenport as Norrington

Brief Synopsis:
*Elizabeth, Will, and the hotness known as Barbossa go to the edges of the Earth to find and rescue Jack; on thier way they meet Captain Sao Feng, who tricks them but dies soon afterwards, making Elizabeth the captain of his ship (he thought she was Calypso)
*All pirate captains meet at the Brethren Court in order to discuss whether or not they should free Tia Dalma. They need to do this in order to stand up against Beckett.

What I Liked:
*The Special Effects
*Tia Dalma
*Keith Richards
*Mistress Ching

What I Hated:
*The story
*The ending
*Orlando Bloom
*Death of Norrington

Fangirl moments:
Too many to count...Johnny Depp and his shirtlessness, Barbossa, Norrington, etc.

Ocean's Thirteen Movie Review

Cast:
George Clooney as Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell
Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff
Bernie Mac as Frank Catton
Al Pacino as Willie Bank
Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr
Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy
Scott Caan as Turk Malloy
Andy Garcia as Terry Benedict
Ellen Barkin as Abigail Sponder

Brief Synopsis:
*The douche that is Al Pacino...I mean Willie Bank...throws Reuben off the roof of a building; he's basically dying when the group decide to get even with Bank.
*The guys team up with Benedict to get back at Bank; they are to steal his diamonds and rig the casino in order for Bank to loose his millions as well as lose his five diamonds award.

What I Liked:
*The disguises (ie Brad Pitt's in the picture above, George Clooney with the mustache, Matt Damon as Lenny Pepperidge)
*All the mean things they did to the five diamond reviewer

What I Hated:
*The cheesy graphic design
*They replaced Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones with Ellen Barkin?!

Fangirl Moments:
*Scott Caan and Casey Affleck...need I say more...well besides the fake mustache was so hot on Affleck!!

Hostel Part 2 Movie Review

Cast:
Lauren German as Beth (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Walk to Remember)
Heather Matarazzo (Princess Diaries, Roseanne)
Bijou Phillips (Venom, Bully, Almost Famous)

Brief Synopsis:
*3 girls go to Slovakia while studying abroad for college; they are loured to a hostel (the same Pulp Fiction-loving hostel from the first movie)
*They get kidnapped and killed one by one until Stuart (he was really annoying) goes all crazy and you don't know if he's good or bad tries to kill Beth. Beth makes a deal with the leader of the warehouse and castrates Stuart and becomes a member of the warehouse.

What I Liked:
*The castration scene
*The obvious rip off of Elizabeth Bathory
*Bijou died
*The humor

What I Hated:
*Stanislav's character died :(

Fangirl Moments:
*Stanislav Ianevski (Viktor Krum)

1408 Movie Review

Cast:
John Cusack as Mike Enslin (Sixteen Candles, Con Air)
Samuel L. Jackson as Gerald Olin (Pulp Fiction, Snakes on a Plane)
Mary McCormack as Lily Enslin (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

Brief Synopsis:
*A writer who researches supposed haunted locations, hears about the room 1408 at the Dolphin Hotel in New York. He goes and weasels his way into the room (which took what felt like FOREVER)
*He starts experiencing weird things in the room such as the radio only ever playing The Carpenters, the temperature of the room keeps changing, the water burns his hand, he sees his dead daughters, Olin is in the fridge, etc.
*At one point, we believe Enslin is saved only to end up seeing he was hallucinating in the room
*He sets himself on fire and all is well...well that's what it seems until Mike turns on his recorder and plays it in front of his wife where they hear the voice of their dead daughter.

What I Liked:
*I got to see the preview of Rob Zombie's remake of Halloween
*Mary McCormack looks good with brown hair (she looks much younger)
*Tony Shaloub wasn't in it very long
*The Carpenters
*Based on a short story by Stephen King

What I Hated:
*The acting
*The story
*The bad special effects
*The cheesy lines
*The cheesy ending
*Wasn't scary whatsoever

Fangirl Moments:
*NONE!! There was no eye candy unless you like aging teen movie has beens like John Cusack.

28 Days Later Movie Review

Cast:
Cillian Murphy as Jim
Naomie Harris as Selena

Brief Synopsis:
*We first see a group of animal rights activists trying to save the day when really they screw the whole thing up by setting free some chimpanzees infected with rage.
*We then see a hot Irishman (aka Cillian Murphy) in a hospital bed (NAKED!!) who wakes up and realizes everybody has evacuated the city due to "infected"s. He meets up with two others (Selena and some other guy who gets killed by Selena)
Anywho Jim and Selena find Frank and Hannah - Frank dies - they are taken to a military base camp type place and Jim finds out the leader is a FREAK "I promised them women"...what a psycho.
*Anyways, Jim goes psychotic and kills EVERYONE...well indirectly and directly and gets shot in the process but makes it in the end...because he's hott.

What I liked:
*The nudey scene
*The kissing/biting scene (Hannah comes in the room while Jim and Selena are kissing and thinks he's biting Selena - "I thought he was biting you" - "I was kissing her!!") lmao good times
* Jim running around with no shirt on, blood everywhere

What I hated:
*I can't think of anything right now

Fangirl moments:
*The nudey scene
*The shaving scene
*Every scene with Cillian, basically

New Format

So for the Movie Reviews, I'm making a system so that they are organized and whatnot...It's going to go something like the following:


*Picture of the movie
*Cast of Characters
*Brief Synopsis
*What I Liked
*What I Hated
*Fangirl Comments

Rose McGowan

I've always liked Rose McGowan - ever since she was in Scream...Grindhouse rekindled my love for the actress and I've now made 2 vectors of her...still not as much as Angelina, but hey, what can you do?

I've seen from Encino Man to Bio Dome to Phantoms to Jawbreaker to Ready to Rumble. The only thing I couldn't get into was Charmed..I guess I'll have to see it from the beginning.

Angelina Jolie

I don't know what Angelina Jolie movie was my first but I do remember what movie turned her into one of my favourite actresses - Hackers (I know, corny).

For the worst movie on Earth, that movie showed me how cool Angelina Jolie could be. Her hair was so awesome and her attitude was ten times hotter. Her lips were huge (well they still are) and she just ripped the thunder away from Jonny Lee Miller (who she later married...and divorced).

Anyways...she's basically the collest actress EVER!! And the only woman I consider as a "wife".

The one movie I want to see starring Angelina is "Gia"...her first big breakthrough movie about the life of a supermodel.

Gone With the Wind (Why do I keep calling them) Movie Review

Starring: Clark Gable, Vivien Leigh

So my biggest obsession at the moment is the 1939 film "Gone With the Wind" which is considered one of the greatest movies of all time.

I usually consider a movie one of my "favourites" by the following: a. I can watch the movie over and over again without getting sick of it b. I can quote it after the first time I see it. I can do both of those with this movie.

I didn't know I could watch a movie and fall in love with it in 226 minutes. This is one of the greatest movies I've ever seen and I love it so much that I started reading the book. Of course I'm only on Chapter 6 but hopefully I'll get further sooner rather than later. You know the book is long when you're six chapters in and it's only been six minutes into the movie.

Anways, I can't express how great this movie is...it just is. Go and watch it or jump off a building - it's awesome. Anyways, I'd give it 5/5 stars, that's how good it is.

Cillian Murphy

Another Actor Review - this time: Cillian Murphy

Like most people, the first time I saw Cillian was in the movie "28 Days Later" as Jim. Of course the nude scene helped me like him even more.

I then waited to see him in other films such as "Intermission" with Colin Farrell and couldn't wait to see how much he'd be in "Batman Begins".

I just saw "The Wind That Shakes the Barley", an Irish film starring Cillian. It was good but predictable. I love watching Cillian in anything no matter what he plays (ie trans-gendered to killing people infected by rage) he's good at pretty much anything.

Amy Winehouse

So my new favourite singer is Amy Winehouse. I love that she mixes old music with a new style and seeing as I love old music, why wouldn't I love Amy Winehouse?

Anyways, I love her singles: Rehab and You Know I'm No Good. I can't seem to get the song Fuck Me Pumps out of my head, so there's a new fave song. I just got finished downloading both her albums and I've noticed that her first album is a lot different from her new one. I think I like the new one more, though.

Blah!!

It looks as though I haven't posted in quite some time. I plan to post stuff soon....like new movies I've seen, new obsessions, another edition of favourite actors/actresses, etc. Whatever I can think of, basically.

I just watched all episodes of Viva La Bam to start off the summer...cuz I'm boring like that...and plan to watch everything Jackass-related...because I'm weird like that.

Anywho new stuff will be up later.

Johnny Depp

I think I first saw, and fell in love, with Johnny Depp in the movie "Edward Scissorhands". I was probably around the age of five. Ever since then, I've seen almost all and own a lot of his movies. My favourite movie is probably "Edward Scissorhands".

In grade 9, I was so obsessed with Johnny Depp that I created a Johnny Depp Night...which turned out to be a Johnny Depp weekend. We saw tons and tons of movies starring Johnny Depp.

I now own more Johnny Depp movies than any other actor or actress. I just don't want him to get any older.