Saturday, July 7, 2007

Ocean's Thirteen Movie Review


Cast:
George Clooney as Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell
Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff
Bernie Mac as Frank Catton
Al Pacino as Willie Bank
Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr
Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy
Scott Caan as Turk Malloy
Andy Garcia as Terry Benedict
Ellen Barkin as Abigail Sponder

Brief Synopsis:
*The douche that is Al Pacino...I mean Willie Bank...throws Reuben off the roof of a building; he's basically dying when the group decide to get even with Bank.
*The guys team up with Benedict to get back at Bank; they are to steal his diamonds and rig the casino in order for Bank to loose his millions as well as lose his five diamonds award.

What I Liked:
*The disguises (ie Brad Pitt's in the picture above, George Clooney with the mustache, Matt Damon as Lenny Pepperidge)
*All the mean things they did to the five diamond reviewer

What I Hated:
*The cheesy graphic design
*They replaced Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones with Ellen Barkin?!

Fangirl Moments:
*Scott Caan and Casey Affleck...need I say more...well besides the fake mustache was so hot on Affleck!!

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